Mum: Why is your room always so messy?
Me: So that if someone comes in and tries to kill me, they’ll trip over something and die.
(Source: whenmomentsblog, via whateverwehadcanwehaveitback)
oh god.
We’re that bad, huh?
Neopets.
Did you do the thing, Neopets?
Tell me the truth, Neopets.
My brain just exploded. You go, neopets. You go.
(Source: juicybugz, via great-uncle-longbottom)
